2021 Gingerbread Barge

Living on the Ohio River on the border between Indiana and Kentucky, my life is full of river barges. Hundreds a day, sashay up and down the river, showing off their unique characteristics. So what better way to honor them than by creating my yearly gingerbread creation around the

Catherine’s Better Than Sex Brownies

2 boxes of Ghiradelli brownie mix

3 XL Hershey symphony bars (the big flat ones) with almonds and toffee

place one prepared box of brownie mix in a greased 13 x 9  pan

lay the symphony bars on top

Add the other prepared Brownie mix on top of the chocolate bars

Bake according to the box, but since there are two boxes in this  one, add app 10 minutes and see if they are done.

 I would probably add a layer of caramel on top of the chocolate bars….kick it up a notch.

Mama’s Salted Caramel Cupcakes with Candied Bacon

Salted Caramel Cupcakes

(makes 12 muffin sized cupcakes (I always prefer) or 24 regular cupcakes

2/3 cup sour cream

2 teaspoons baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

2 eggs

1 whole vanilla bean- scraped, or 1 teaspoon vanilla bean paste, or 1 teaspoon vanilla (if you cannot find the others)

2 cups granulated white sugar

1 cup (2 sticks) salted butter – melted

1 cup water

2 cups all purpose flour

Preheat oven to 350 degrees (325 degrees for convection oven)

In standing mixer, using paddle attachment, mix sour cream, baking soda, salt and eggs until combined

Add sugar, vanilla bean paste, to the egg mixture. Mix until well combined.

In a small bowl,  microwave/melt the butter in with 1 cup of water

With mixer on low speed, alternate adding the butter/water mix with the flour in to the egg mixture.

Scrape down the bowl as needed and continue adding until all of the flour and all of the butter/water mixture is incorporated

Fill cupcake liner 2/3 full of batter

Bake 26 minutes for muffin sized cupcakes, 22 minutes for regular cupcake size. (I turn the pans around halfway through baking to make sure they get evenly baked. Every oven is different, and elevation /humidity also play a part in baking times, so when a toothpick comes out clean, the cupcakes are down. I like to take my finger and gently push in and if it bounces back, they are done

Let cool completely before icing

Mama’s Salted Caramel Sauce

Salted Caramel Sauce

  1. 1 cup sugar
  2. 1/4 cup water
  3. 2 tablespoons light corn syrup
  4. 3/4 cup heavy cream
  5. 4 tablespoons unsalted butter
  6. 1 1/2 teaspoons gray sea salt, crushed
  7. In a medium saucepan, combine the sugar, water and corn syrup and bring to a boil. Using a wet pastry brush, wash down any crystals on the side of the pan. Boil over high heat until a deep amber caramel forms, about 6 minutes. Remove the saucepan from the heat and carefully whisk in the cream, butter and salt. This can be a little tricky sometimes.  If it get too hard, just scrape all in to a Vitamix or blended and put on hi until it is smooth and creamy.  Let the caramel cool to room temperature.

Salted Caramel Frosting

1 ½ cup (3 sticks) of chilled butter (cubed)

4 ounces of chilled cream cheese

4 1/2 cups of powdered sugar.

1 cup of your homemade salted caramel sauce (chilled)

In a standing mixer with paddle attachment, add butter and beat until smooth. Add cream cheese, and beat until fluffy.

On low speed, gradually add powdered sugar Mix until fully incorporated.

Gradually add the chilled salted caramel sauce.  If mixture looks a little too soft, add another  ½ cup powdered sugar.

Place icing in piping bag and pipe onto cupcakes. (or icing cupcakes with a knife to your liking

Place in fridge for 30-45 minutes

Candied Bacon

Ingredients  

1 pound thick cut bacon (Maple would be good)  (If you buy the peppered bacon, eliminate adding more pepper)

1 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper

1 cup light brown sugar packed

Instructions 

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. Place a wire rack on a foil lined baking sheet with sides. (see example below))  Arrange the bacon on the wire rack and sprinkle with the black pepper. Lightly pat the brown sugar on top of the bacon to create a thin layer. (I put my bacon between 2 sheets of parchment paper and gently press down to get the bacon coated with brown sugar)
  3. Transfer the baking sheet to the oven and bake for 25 minutes or until the brown sugar has melted and the bacon is crisp.
  4. Remove from the oven and allow to cool for 10 minutes. Using tongs, transfer the bacon to a parchment lined baking sheet and allow to cool to room temperature.
  5. Once cooled, break into bite sized pieces to put on the cupcakes
  6. Store in an airtight container for up to 5 days in the refrigerator.

To Finish!!

Remove cooled cupcakes from the refrigerator.

Drizzle caramel sauce over the icing  on the cupcakes and add bits of the candied bacon.

Place back in the refrigerator until ready to eat. I like to use plastic bins with lids.

Remove from fridge about ½ to 1 hour before eating, depending on how hot it is. You want to eat the cupcakes at room temperature.

Mama’s Egg Rolls

Mama’s Egg Rolls

These egg rolls are my huge families favorite. We all get in the kitchen and make these. Its so much fun!!. We have rolling contests to see who wraps the prettiest egg rolls, then have eating contests to see who can eat the most egg rolls!! Fun family times. Everyone is picking up specialty mustards to try for the next visit. Last week when we had them, I think we had 12 different mustards out!!! Our favorite? Amish dill mustard, champagne dill mustard and classic Dijon.

We usually quadruple this recipe, but we have a really big family. And these taste so good cold for a midnight snack or breakfast in the morning. You may think theres a lot, but they will go fast!!

The rule pretty much is 1 lb of ground pork to one package of egg roll wrappers (20) but it really depends on how much Bean Sprouts you put in. so, heres the basic recipe, you try it ands add more onions if you like, add less if you think its too much, etc for sprouts too. But try it this way the first time.

Ingredients

1 lb ground pork

1 package egg roll wrappers

1-2 bunches of green onions

1 cup soy sauce

2-3 cups of fresh bean sprouts (chopped finely) or 1 can if you cannot find fresh ones.

Handful of shredded carrots (optional)

Canola Oil

Parchment paper

Spray oil

Mustards of choice

Jams or jellies of choice, our favorite for over 20 years is Smuckers red plum jam

Process

Brown pork in a skillet, separating all clumps

Add chopped green onions until wilted

Drain off grease in a strainer

Add back to the pan and add 1 cup soy sauce, stirring occasionally to get fully incorporated. Let sit 5 minutes or so while you get your rolling station ready. (it doesn’t matter if it sits longer)

Drain off soy sauce

Add chopped bean sprouts and mix until fully incorporated

move total mixture back to the strainer and sit strainer on a bowl or pan to catch the run off

tear off a large piece of parchment paper. Spray with oil until fully covered. (this keep the egg rolls from sticking and tearing when you move them to fry.

Find a plate or a pie pan large enough for the egg roll wrapper to lay on the flat bottom

Add a few tablespoons of water to the plate, lay a wrapper on the watered plate, then flip it over. should be all wet. (getting it all wet helps keep the wrapper from tearing)

Put a heaping tablespoon or more in the middle of the wrapper see picture on rolling)

As you roll them you will figure out how much you can put on each one.

Put rolled egg rolls on the oiled parchment seem down (to further seal it)

Once all rolled, heat canolaoil on high until hot, them move to med high. Add egg rolls one at a time until you have a semi full pan.  They are hard to flip (they want to roll back over) so you may need to take a large spook and baste the top with oil, or just take your tongs and hold it under for a second or two.

Remove and lay on a sided cookie sheet covered with paper towels or a cooling rack to remove any extra grease

Let cool and serve with your favorite condiments. I used to serve with sides, but you really don’t need any!!

This is super easy!! Once you make them you will make more and more.

You can take pie filling and make desert egg rolls

You can fill with anything and everything. I once used left over pulled pork, chopped it up. Once used left over beef roast. Add shredded carrots or whatever you want.

If I cannot find sprouts, I use broccoli slaw. You can wilt in a pan or use it chopped up. It adds a fun crunch to it.

Mama’s Tomato Soup

4-5 cups of tomatoes – pureed (I had some leftover fresh tomatoes, so I pureed them in the Vitamix and            stuck them in the freezer for later use) You can also use a 28 ounce can of crushed or diced tomatoes + a 14 ounce can (to equal the 4-5 cups)

1 14 ounce can of fire roasted tomatoes. These are heaven in a can…..

1/4 to 1/3 can of tomato paste (1/3 will make it sweeter than 1/4)

I large sweet onion, or 1/2 of a white onion –chopped

I head of garlic, sliced in half and roasted (you can put some olive oil in a pan and place the 2 pieces of the head face down. Cook on medium/low heat until the garlic is soft and pasty. Set aside and cool. When cool squeeze the garlic out of the shells

1/4 cup of Italian herb better then bouillon

1 bunch of thyme (optional)

1 14 ounce can of coconut milk

¼ cup of brown sugar

Basil (optional)

Chopped bacon pieces (optional)

Cook onions in a splash of olive oil in a soup pan until soft and translucent

Add all tomatoes, tomato paste and roasted garlic.

Stir in the Italian Herb bouillon

Add brown sugar

Add thyme stems (leave whole) you will be removing these after it cooks

Heat until completely blended (20 minutes or so) on medium heat

Remove from heat. Remove thyme.

Pour in Blender (or Vitamix) and blend until smooth

Add coconut milk. Stil until completely integrated. Taste, you may want more brown sugar, if you like it sweeter. You may want more tomato paste, add more to fit your liking.

Garnish with fresh chopped basil, bacon bits, etc.

Enjoy!!

The next time you think your tomatoes are going to go bad, blend them until pureed and stick them in the freezer for a future recipe!!!

Individual Cherry Cheesecakes (no bake)

6-8 8 ounce wide mouth canning jars

Chocolate graham crackers or mini teddy graham cookies II like to use Kodiak chocolate teddy cookies

OR you can use cinnamon graham crackers, or classic original graham crackers

6-8 tablespoons of butter

2 8 ounce packages of cream cheese

1 14 ounce can of sweetened condensed milk or sweetened condensed coconut milk

1/3 cup of fresh lemon juice

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

1 can of cherry pie filling

put graham crackers in food processor until ground. melt butter in microwave and add to graham crackers until it holds together in clumps. (I don’t put any sugar in this, some do, but i don’t think it needs any.

Put 1/3 cup in the bottom of each cleaned canning jar. take a small glass or anything that will fit into the jar and press it down to make a firm crust. set aside

Beat softened cream cheese with mixer until fluffy. add sweetened condensed milk until smooth Stir in the lemon juice and add vanilla.

I use a piping bag with a Wilton 1A tip and pipe in to jar on top of crust to app 2/3 full.

top with the cherries and you can add some of the crumbled graham crackers if you like

these are great for picnics, family reunions, outside get together. or just to keep some in the frig for later!!

I printed off paper lid covers for our 45th Class Reunion. Also did the same thing for a family reunion. simply top the canning lid with the paper cut out then screw on top lid

Mama’s Individual Chicken Pot Pies (Hand Pies)

When the nights start getting cool,
I think of hearty soups, homemade bread and of course, chicken pot pies!

Chicken Pot Pie is a timeless comfort food. Baking the chicken keeps the kitchen warm in the winter. The
smell, rolling out the pastry….. the goodness of the filling……a wonderful way
to spend the day! But there is a simple way to make these too if you don’t have
the time or just don’t want the fuss!! and the taste is absolutely wonderful!!

Ingredients

1 rotisserie chicken (or bake your
own) i use the entire chicken because it gives depth of flavor

1/2 sweet onion

1 cup frozen baby peas

1 cup baby carrots rough cut

1/2 to 3/4 cup chopped celery

3 Tablespoons of Better than
Bouillon
chicken Bouillon

8 Tablespoons butter

1 cup of chicken bone broth

2 packages of Pillsbury pie crust
rolls (2 per package)

1/4 to 1/3 cup flour

1/2 cup chopped Italian parsley
(optional)

2 large cupcake/muffin tins (cups
are 3 1/2 inches wide) ‘

5 inch circle to cut out crust. you
can use a lid, a small bowl – anything that is 5 inches or a little larger.

Process

Preheat oven to 375. set out pie
crusts to get to room temperature (they wont crack when you unroll this way)

de-bone one baked chicken (or fully
cooked in the crock pot) Rough chop in to bite size pieces.

Add butter to a skillet and add
onion to the pan. Saute the onion until it becomes soft. Add celery and
carrots. Add frozen peas. Add the bouillon and bone broth. Cook over low heat
with lid covered until veggies are fully cooked. Add flour slowly stirring
until the broth becomes thickened. Stir in the parsley.

Combine veggie mixture to chopped
chicken and set aside. if it’s to thick, just add more broth

Mama’s Individual Chicken Pot Pies (Hand Pies)Unroll one of the pastries
on a piece of wax paper (or a floured surface) . You can use a mixing bowl with
a 5 inch opening to cut pastry circles to fit the tin opening. Carefully slide
the pastry in to the bottom of opening. Each piece of crust will make 4
circles. Fill with 1/2 cup of the Chicken Mixture. Slice another crust in to
long thin pieces to make the lattice top for each pie. Simply pinch off the
size to fit each part. Brush on egg wash for a beautiful golden brown finish.
or spray with coconut oil. (I did that this time and it worked great)

Bake 375 degrees for 40 minutes or until golden brown. let cool. if you are
freezing these, put the entire muffin tin in the freezer. once frozen, remove
the individual pies to freezer bags or containers. then microwave or heat how
you prefer when you want to eat.

If you love carrots, add more than 1 cup of carrots, if you love potatoes,
add cooked potatoes.

Mama Wood’s Banana Pudding

Makes 8 individual deserts

Ingredients

3 bananas – chopped

Pepperidge Farms Chessman Cookies

Salted Caramel sauce (recipe below)

Whipped cream (recipe below)

Pastry Cream (recipe below)

Nilla Vanilla cookie Crumble

Pastry Cream

  • 2/3 cup sugar 
  • 1/4 cup cornstarch
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 cups whole milk
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 Tablespoon banana liquor

Make Pastry Cream

  • In a medium bowl,  beat eggs with a fork to combine.  Set aside.
  • Mix sugar, cornstarch and salt in a medium saucepan.  Gradually pour in milk, while whisking, to make a smooth mixture.  Cook over medium heat, stirring almost constantly, until the mixture thickens and boils.  Continue to cook and stir one minute.
  • Pour several tablespoons of the hot mixture into the bowl with the eggs and immediately stir well.  Pour warmed egg mixture into the pan with the rest of the hot milk mixture.  Return to a slow boil, and cook one minute, stirring constantly.
  • Remove from heat and stir in butter and banana liquor.  Set aside to cool.  When the pan has cooled, place in the refrigerator to fully cool.  If desired, lay a piece of plastic wrap on the top surface of the pastry cream to prevent a skin from forming.
  • Cut end of a ziplock baggie and fill with cooled mixture.

Nilla Vanilla Wafer Cookie Crumble

  • 1 1/2 cups Nilla Vanilla Cookies
  • 1/3 cup butter melted

Make Nilla Vanilla Cookie Crumble

  • Crush crackers in a Vitamix or food processor
  • Pour crumbs, sugar and melted butter into a bowl and , stir until fully combined. 

Whipped Cream 

3/4 cup heavy whipping cream

1 Tablespoon powdered sugar

Make Whipped Cream

Mix Whipping cream with powdered sugar until stiff peaks form. Cut end of a ziplock baggie and fill with whipped cream.

Salted Caramel Sauce

  1. 1 cup sugar
  2. 1/4 cup water
  3. 2 tablespoons light corn syrup
  4. 3/4 cup heavy cream
  5. 4 tablespoons unsalted butter
  6. 1 1/2 teaspoons gray sea salt, crushed
  7. In a medium saucepan, combine the sugar, water and corn syrup and bring to a boil. Using a wet pastry brush, wash down any crystals on the side of the pan. Boil over high heat until a deep amber caramel forms, about 6 minutes. Remove the saucepan from the heat and carefully whisk in the cream, butter and salt. Let the caramel cool to room temperature.

Assemble dessert

  • in individual desert cups or 16 ounce canning jars
  • Spoon about 2 tablespoons graham cracker crumble into individual serving dishes. 
  • Add a layer of pastry cream. 
  • Add a heaping tablespoon of chopped bananas.
  • Top bananas with a layer of whipped cream.
  • Add a drizzle of caramel
  • Repeat all layers
  • Top with more nilla vanilla cookie crumble, drizzle of caramel sauce
  • Insert a chessman cookie.
  • Serve immediately or refrigerate up to 3 hours. 

Crab Rangoon Dip with Crispy Wontons

Hot Crab Rangoon Dip

This Crab Rangoon dip is from Once Upon A Chef. it was so so good, no changes were needed to make it perfect.

INGREDIENTS

FOR THE HOT CRAB RANGOON DIP

  • 8 oz cream cheese
  • ¼ cup mayonnaise, best quality such as Hellmann’s or Duke’s
  • ¼ cup sour cream
  • 1 tablespoon Sriracha
  • 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice, from 1 lime
  • 1 small clove garlic, minced
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ teaspoon sugar
  • 8 oz fresh lump crab meat, well drained
  • 3 scallions, white and dark green parts separated
  • 1 cup shredded Monterey jack cheese, divided
  • ¼ cup Thai sweet chili sauce, at room temperature
  • 1 tablespoon cilantro (optional, for garnish)

FOR THE WONTON CRISPS

  • 24 wonton wrappers, cut in half, from one 6-oz package
  • Vegetable oil, for frying
  • Salt

INSTRUCTIONS

FOR THE HOT CRAB RANGOON DIP

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F and set an oven rack in the middle position. Set aside 1 tablespoon of the dark green portion of the sliced scallions to use as a garnish on the finished dip.
  2. Place the cream cheese in a large, microwave-safe bowl; microwave on high heat until the cream cheese is softened, 45 to 60 seconds. Whisk the cream cheese until completely smooth. Add the mayonnaise, sour cream, Sriracha, lime juice, garlic, salt, and sugar; whisk to combine. Add the crab meat, scallions, and ¾ cup of the cheese; using a rubber spatula, fold to combine, being careful not to break up the lumps of crab meat too much.
  3. Spread the dip evenly into a 1-qt baking dish and sprinkle the remaining ¼ cup cheese over top. Bake, uncovered, until the cheese is melted and the crab dip is bubbling, about 25 minutes. Remove from the oven and spread the Thai sweet chili sauce over the top. Sprinkle with the reserved dark green scallions and cilantro (if using). Serve with a spoon for scooping the dip onto the wonton chips, as the chips are fragile.
  4. Make-Ahead Instructions: The dip can be assembled up until the point of baking and refrigerated up to one day ahead of time. Allow a few extra minutes in the oven if baking straight out of the refrigerator.

FOR THE CRISPY WONTON CHIPS

  1. Pour the vegetable oil to a depth of ¾-inch into a Dutch oven or large heavy pot. Heat over medium-high heat until the oil reaches 350°. (If you don’t want to bother with a thermometer, just drop one of the wontons into the oil to test it; if it sizzles, the oil is ready.) Fry the wontons in batches, without crowding the pan, for about 15 seconds on each side or until golden brown and crisp. Adjust the heat as necessary as you go if the wontons are cooking to quickly or slowly. Drain on paper towels and sprinkle lightly with salt.
  2. Make-Ahead Instructions: The wonton chips can be made a day ahead of time and store in an airtight container at room temperature.